lackadaisical

An awkward, useless word that only idiot english majors would try and sneak into a conversation. -- lack of spirit, inbetween happy and sad, indifference.

English Major Idiot: "Gracious be, I'm feeling so rather lackadaisical in this moment."
English Major Idiot's friend: "Dude.. .stfu! `smack` b!tch! just say yo ain't up to doin' sh!t u motha f**ka'. . . damn. I need some friend chicken. . . you f*ckin b!tch ass. . ."

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fried chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed and by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some fried chicken nigga."
Yoyo: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten fried chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) . . . I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do, we be GANGSTA!."

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man squeeze

ejaculant

@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.

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fiddling while Rome burns

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

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tintops

Termnology used by bicycle couriers to describe motorized 4 wheeled city vehicles. i.e., cars, trucks, taxis are the worst, blah blah.

Dude: "OMGFG! Look out!"
Dumb guy: ". . .Wha?, of F U-!"
Dude: "OMG! Dumb guy got eaten by tintop, guys, guys, sh!t!"

Sentence 1: "F@#*in' tintops"
Sentence 2: "these F*#$ing TINTOPS show us No F$(#ing respect, D#MN IT!"

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>:{]=

Emoticon for Satan. invented by -duskins a long time ago (no one else seems to make the claim and I haven't ever seen anyone else use it).

OVER Chat:

Bob Big Pants: Hi Duskery, want to talk on the phone?
-duskery: Die you sick B****! >:{=

Over email:

Girl: Blah blah blah blah
-duskins reply: >:{=

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that's money

1.) a phrase used as an expression of liking something greatly. 2.) A reference to an expensive item, can be used as a compliment. 3.) Term used to express large margin deal in business (That's money!). Often used by grown men in finance, real-estate and other various forms of business.

Example 1:
Bro-ha: "Did you have da fried chicken nigga?"
Bree-wa: "Yes'sa!"
Bro-ha: "Word nigga! Now dats that's money!

Example 2:
Joey C: "How's yous like my new shoes nigga?"
Whammy b: "Damn cousin J-crazy, that's money."

Example: 3
Quitin Jones: "Boss, we got that Fresno deal signed."
Boss; "uncapped?"
Quitin Jones: "Yes'sa, no cap, minimum of 10 points just the way you priced."
Boss: "Damn son, now that's money!"

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