op-ed

High on opium.

Drug Dealer: Hey want some more poppy seed?
Addict: No thanks I'm already op-ed up.

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HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.

Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.

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