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The art and science of tracking, observing and recording herpafauna.
Hey let's head up to the park for some herping, the toad mating season is in full swing.
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A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.
Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.
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A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.
Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.
Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
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The holiday in which we celebrate our friendship with all the wee folk (Dwarves, Gnomes, Fairies, Pixies and Leprechauns and such.)
Celebrated on Nov 14th
Yeah, it's Nov 14th. Lets celebrate Dwarvengnomen.
Haben ein schönes dwarvengnomen.
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The unusual bulge created by a mans cock and balls when wearing tight pants. The male version camel toe.
Damn Kyle, go home and put on a different pair of shorts, that pair is giving you a serious raptor claw.
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When a person surreptitiously gives their sexual partner a dirty sanchez by giving himself a dirty sanchez in secret and then kissing their unknowing partner thus applying the sneaky sanchez to their upper lip without them knowing.
Kyle smeared poo across his upper lip before his wife came home from work. Giving her a big kiss as she came through the door he applied the sneaky sanchez.
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One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids
I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher