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The illegal left turn EVERYONE does on Red Bridge Rd. in Kansas City Missouri when leaving the Phillips 66/Stop n' Shop. It's a massive gas station and now the only one in the area after the 7-11 closed. Why is there no option to turn left when leaving the parking lot, seriously?
*A car leaves the Stop n Shop, driving through the median to make a left turn*
Mike: Yep, that's The Red Bridge Nae Nae
When you spend the night somewhere and you realize the next morning that your shirt (or some article of clothing) has become dirty, so you turn it inside out to give a spotless appearance for the new day.
The name hoboing is given to this because the homeless will turn their only clothing inside out when they need to appeal to people.
Fredrick: Yo homes, why do you smell like hooker blood and vodka?
Willis: Because I was at Jeremy's house last night! Im covered in this shit, man!
Fredrick: That shit's crash, bro. But wait, you dont look like you did you have anything on you.
Willis: Thats because I've been hoboing my all my clothes today.
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A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.
Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.
Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)
Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.
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