The brand name of the batteries in the size that you need but don't have.
Dude: Your remote's dead. Looks like it takes AAs. Got any?
Other dude: AAs? Nope. Only have Nevereadies
An adjective form of schadenfreude, but expressing a *lot* of joy at the misfortune of others.
If the Dodgers implode in September, that'd be schadenfreude-riffic for the Giants.