Trent

Trent is a fucking nerd who has the cutest nose and the prettiest eyes
But enough about his looks
He is the sweetest boyo ever and he cares unconditionally. When it comes down to the serious stuff, he will support you inevitably and always be there for you to make you laugh n stuff.
Trent can make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is a little fucked up in the head but in a way that is relatable.

He cares. And that is important.
He’ll tell you when you’re being an asshole and will give you constructive criticism when you need it.
Trent’s name is italian, which means he likes dem noods,
And bread. Lots and lots of bread, like they had on that one field trip. Him and some bitch named Lola ate lots of bread.

It was good bread, man.

Trent can be an asshole, but he does it out of love. Trent’s make great friends and are amazing people. And if you have a Trent as a brother, you are lucky. Because Trents make the most amazing brothers you could ever ask for.
But… Trents name is equivalent to someone who is afraid of their own dick and who wants to die more than anything. So much, he writes songs about it. It’s honestly kind of sad. Also a fuck’n loser. But the good kind. He also has large moobs.

Man boobs.

He a lil bitch
But i love his gay ass

Hey, look it's Trent!

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