Ervin

Ervin is the man of your dreams. Don't ignore him! He looks shy on the outside but oh man, is he romantic and naughty as fuck. He will make you happy for all the days in your life. He is the one true love you need and want. He's amazing in bed and is very blessed "down there" IYKWIM and knows how to treat you like a lady. He's the perfect boyfriend, you know he's The One and know that he's going to be the most amazing husband and father one day when you both get married. He's an absolute gentleman and you know for a fact that he sees you as the only woman in the world and isn't going to take you for granted and cheat on you and neglect you. Did I mention he's also super smart as well?

He also has great fashion sense. Looks amazing in black and a lot of other colors. He always smells good and looks good.

He makes you fall in love with him even when he's just staring at you with his beautiful eyes. You know he loves you so much that you don't even doubt it for a second. If you thought you would never ever want kids in your entire life, wait until you meet Ervin. He's the man that'll make you want to settle and start a family with him.

"Who's that handsome dude standing next to you earlier? Is he single?"

"Oh, his name is Ervin! Also you'd better back the fuck off, he's mine!!"

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