torpedo

A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.

Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.

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eGay

Derogatory term for person who continuously praise the glory of eBay.

MacGyver: I need a roll of duct tape.
Pete: Let's just go on eBay and check their deals!
MacGyver: Man, you're so eGay!

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