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When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping
Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze
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Rimjob w/caramel applied to the rim to mask the taste
I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.
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When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason
Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.
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