Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."