Mouth Orgasm

When something tastes so good, "Its like an orgasm in your mouth"

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.

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Madame snatch

the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me

drink some more vodka or Madame natch will give you a referrel

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vanessa paradis

That sexy woman who tamed Johnny Depp.

Damn I wish I were her.

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dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.

"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"

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dickwad

a lying bastard

a horrible person

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shnookin

almost the same thing as darn

ur pretty shnookin close!

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friendster

How to make the loser in high school feel loved and socially accepted.

Wow, I linked myself to Mac and Lydia on friendster and whatdayya know now I have 71,943 instafriends.

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