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A 43 year old has-been actress. She's dating Ashton Kutcher who is 28 years old. That's just sad.
You're dating him? YOU are such a Demi Moore.
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This is when you host a party, in which at some point you watch the movie Scarface. Every time a character in the movie does some cocaine, so must everyone else. The winner gets more cocaine.
Yo, after that Scarface party at Jen's house I was still high for a week.
That coke at the last Scarface party I went to was fucking amazing
Massage Parlour Attendant. One who gives you a happy ending.
I was at this Asian MP last night and the MPA there gave me a horrid HJ, her hands were like sand paper. Good thing I only paid $30.
I went to this place in Chinatown for a quick release from an MPA and the place got busted. I was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.
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the majority of people who make definitions to other words on this site.
you don't need to say mean things to eachother just to be different. accept different opinions and learn how to do it in a more mature manner.
If you complain about people not accepting you, it's probablly because you don't accept them. Stop being so pretentious.
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When lying in bed and one let's out a smelly and juicy fart, they rid themselves of rancid air by using a blanket to fan the smell towards some other unsuspecting victim. Also known as a Missouri Wind in some places.
See also: Florida Breeze.
I gave my dad a heatwave while he was on the computer. He did not like it much.
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A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.
Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!
Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!
Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!
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Awesome, cool, fun, no restraints
Man, our party is off tha hook!!
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