Ballin'

1.) You've got bad ass game on the basketball court

2.) Making money

The source of 1. is obvious; 2. come from selling rock or crack cocaine. You start making good money when your dealing with balls (8-ball) and up, which is a half a quarter ounce, or 3.5 grams. A half a b (1.75 grams) is the lowest on this scale and what low end dealers might grab. On the street a half a b goes for $100-$125, which you can convert to about $170. The turnover is not extremely high, but the rate you sell it at is as you can easily turnover that amount in 20 minutes or less. The more balls you deal with, or sell, the higher the turnover.

Kim makes about $1,000 per week slangin' on George Street. She's ballin' yo'.

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Heatwave

When lying in bed and one let's out a smelly and juicy fart, they rid themselves of rancid air by using a blanket to fan the smell towards some other unsuspecting victim. Also known as a Missouri Wind in some places.

See also: Florida Breeze.

I gave my dad a heatwave while he was on the computer. He did not like it much.

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Scarface Party

This is when you host a party, in which at some point you watch the movie Scarface. Every time a character in the movie does some cocaine, so must everyone else. The winner gets more cocaine.

Yo, after that Scarface party at Jen's house I was still high for a week.
That coke at the last Scarface party I went to was fucking amazing

MPA

Massage Parlour Attendant. One who gives you a happy ending.

I was at this Asian MP last night and the MPA there gave me a horrid HJ, her hands were like sand paper. Good thing I only paid $30.

I went to this place in Chinatown for a quick release from an MPA and the place got busted. I was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.

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Demi Moore

A 43 year old has-been actress. She's dating Ashton Kutcher who is 28 years old. That's just sad.

You're dating him? YOU are such a Demi Moore.

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BBPS

BBPS - Bare Back Pussy Slide. When a women will rub your penis with her genitals without having you penetrate her. This is can be useful if you want to COB (cum on body). Some SPs and MPAs will let you do this; though it's not recommended as one could easily penetrate the vagina by mistake. While the act itself is relatively safe, the chance of accidentally penetrating the vagina makes it too risky for most seasoned hobbyists.

Is also sometimes called BBCG - Bare Back Cock Grinding.

See also Pussy Slide, Russian sex, BBFS, BBBJ, Italian sex. MP.

Yo' last night I was getting my BBBJ at a message parlor... All of the sudden that hoe jumped up on me and started to BBPS. I had to slap her before I got her preggo.

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pretentious

the majority of people who make definitions to other words on this site.

you don't need to say mean things to eachother just to be different. accept different opinions and learn how to do it in a more mature manner.

If you complain about people not accepting you, it's probablly because you don't accept them. Stop being so pretentious.

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