zuck yourself

a blessing and a curse at the same time, although the emphasis can be placed on one versus the other depending on the context. a blessing because mark zuckerburg made himself a bazillionaire. a curse because it rhymes with the F word and can be said with the same emphasis.

as in "go ZUCK yourself, genius" (said sarcastically to someone that's being a jackass but you still would like to be kind)

as in "you go girl - go zuck yourself" (said with a pretend magic wand as in "go make yourself bazillionaire")

Mother Zucker

A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".

swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).

As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"

As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"

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