Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun

I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.

bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly

it bangs like ass in here!

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Moop

a pretty round creature that suns itself on rocks and chases cahoots...

When we walked down the seashore, we swore we could see a moop lying on the jetty.

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ai or A.I.

1. is short for Allen Iverson a NBA player

Wow A.I. dropped 30 points last night.

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tweak

adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings

I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.

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Ash Wednesday

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.

I went to Ash Wednesday last week

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crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

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