homiesexual

a sexuality to add to the 5,000,000 sexualities out there. people who are “homiesexual” are sexually attracted to their homies (most typically the boys), and can, and will, perform sexual acts with them and quite possibly also maintain a relationship with them. this is NOT gay AT ALL, it’s homiesexual

“yeah dude i fucked seth all night long.” i said to jason. “yo dog isn’t that gay as fuck?” he replied. jack chimed in with me and told them “nah dog, it ISNT gay. it’s homiesexual. just two homies in love.”

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the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

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