Infinite Possibility Situation

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.

Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.

Badogus

\bah-DOE-gus\
The answer to all questions. Any and every answer on a quiz,test,essay,job application,etc can be answered with this word.

The word has infinite meaning. And can replace anything from one word to a whole paragraph. Basically the word can mean anything.

EXAMPLE 1
teacher: "Tim what is the answer to question 5 on last nights homework?"

Tim: "it's badogus"

teacher: "very good. You were the first person to get that one correct"

Example 2

person1: "so what are your views on the war in iraq?"

person2: "well i think it's a load of badogus"

person1: "badogus"

person2: "ah yes badogus"

person1: "So what about badogus?"

person2: "i don't know. badogus?"

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Dirtchief

The liar god of the Badogus tribe. His feelings towards his own people are no different than those of when he would squash a bug. Do not be fooled by his kindness.

Person 1: "Where have I see this name before?"
Person 2: "Which name?"
Person 1: "Dirtchief?"
Person 2: "Ah yes! Ive seen it spraypainted on the church."
Person 1: "The church?!"
Person 2: "Haha yeah..."

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