Tweetrehab

A place you go to get treatment for tweeting. Often times warning signs are sleeping with a cellphone, hand and finger cramping, tweetbenders followed bytweethangovers.

I think he needs tweetrehab before it's to late. It will break my heart if I have to pry that cellphone from his cold dead hand.

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Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.

Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.

EDP

short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.

Policeman: Lisence and registration?

Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...

Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!

Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!

Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!

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Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

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Tweetmeat

people constantly posting on twitter

"Mel is such tweetmeat, she posts her status like every second on twitter"

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ambisextrous

Being able to multitask sexually with your body parts on yourself or someone else

OMG he is such a good lover..that's cause he's ambisextrous.

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Tweetass

when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.

Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.

I have major tweetass going on.

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