Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

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Tweetoholic

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.

I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am

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Tweethangover

When someone becomes phsyically or emotionally sick after a long tweetbender.

Another tweethangover? I think you need tweetrehab before you go on a tweetbender.

The Snookie Diet

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.

I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.

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tweetbender

Someone who can't stop tweeting for long periods of time.

Frankie has another tweethangover, I think he needs tweetrehab before he goes on a tweetbender.

Tweetattack

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!