The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

rocker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Bret Michaels has a rocker comb over.”

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biker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Danny Koker has a biker comb over.”