After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed
ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck
ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why
ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass
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xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period
ebinpebis: a what