dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

Cummiache

When a male has not had sex for too long. The cum builds up and you need a release so bad that it affects your mood.

It’s been 3 days since Ami has had sex with me. I have a cummiache!