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Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.
Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.
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The gay three-way version of donkey style.
After a night of watching Rent and eating Mexican food, the logical conclusion was to end the night doing some tres burros.
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While having sex in the doggy style position, one or both partners kick their legs out like a donkey. Saying "eeee-yaw" is encouraged.
Gays can add a third partner, which turns the maneuver into tres burros.
I was so excited after I got the life insurance check that I took my lady back to the shed for some donkey style.
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Related to the Kentucky Hot Pocket, this maneuver involves being spooned by your lady friend, and then passing a silent but deadly into her lady parts undetected. Stealth mode!
I ate a bunch of mustard that night because Veronica totally deserved the Cunt for Red October after what she did to my brakes.
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The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.