Wookies Photo

Wookies Photo- the pubic hair that has stuck to the paper after bikini waxing. (esp buttcrack - the wookie is always shocked)

How did the waxing go?

Fucking painfully.... but it was worth it to see the Wookies Photo!

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Arsebiscuit

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

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