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codswallop

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"

by edjog November 5, 2005

60πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


maglite

A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.

Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?

by edjog December 16, 2005

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


infomista

A person engaged in the struggle against goverment/corporate sponsored lies, using information as their weapon.

Micheal Moore, Mark Thomas, many of the contributers to Urban Dictionary: we're all infomista and mate, we will win eventually!

by edjog October 16, 2005

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ponana

often pronounced: 'poonanny' - vagina, or more loosely, young women.
orig. Jamaican patois

Her thong was so tight, you coudn't miss the ponana.

That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).

by edjog October 8, 2005

45πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


informationism

1. The use of information as a weapon.

2. Countering government propaganda.

3. Undermining Advertising.

1. Many people don't wish society to continue as it is, but, having no physical weapons or a desire to use them, resort to informationism to effect change.

2. It's good informationism to keep pointing out that there were no links between the former Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein and Al-Quaeda, or WMD in Iraq.

3. In a world where truth is defined by those who can afford to spend the most money to have their version of it advertised widely, we must rely on informationism to present a balanced view.

by edjog October 16, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dickshunnery

A convent dedicated to lexicography.

edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.

by edjog November 6, 2005


radiation box

Television or TV Set

"Turn the fucking radiation box off will you, it's doing my fucking head in!"

by edjog October 8, 2005