Delilah

1) An entity not of this world, makes an occasional appearance at big events such as birthdays, housewarming parties and weddings. Complete and utter madness usually ensues upon it's arrival such as stripping and tackling. Similar to a praying mantis in that it will fuck a man and then rip it's head off. Is usually seen stumbling through banquet halls or leaving bars or parties throughout Chicago, its suburbs and many other metropolitan areas with shoes in hand and a pout on its face, mean mugging your ass if you call it by name. Do not approach it, do not attempt to negotiate with it, but most of all do NOT try to reason with it because you will most certainly not win. Also, it's tongue will most likely at some point end up trying to ease its way down your throat, and if you resist, it will tackle you. If you are in it's presence... please do not use flash photography. The second it sees the flash and knows it is being watched, it becomes violent.

Gina: "Why does my head hurt??"

Steph: "You encountered Delilah last night."

Erin: "What did I do last night??"

Mala: "Delilah made an appearance...."

Erin: "Fuck, I better call and apologize to people."

Cindy: "What was up with Erin at my wedding??"

Sarah: "That wasn't Erin, that was Delilah...."

Eddie: "What is Erin doing in this picture?? Why is she all pouty??"

Sap: "OMG, you captured Delilah in the wild!!!!"

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