ufking

Used in the same context as fucking, but slightly less vulgar, yet still bearing the same context instead of "fiddlesticks" or some such other bullshit.

Me: Damn, I have to work Saturday again? This is the 3rd ufking time I've had--

Over-Sensitive Politically-Correct Mormon (interrupting): Hey! Watch what you're saying, there's kids around!

M: I know, hence the ufking, dummy!

OSPCM: No, I meant the "d-a-m-n" part.

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Idiot Explorer

A disparaging term for Internet Explorer, especially given its higher propensity towards a slow computer/webpage experience, increased chances of malware or even toolbar infestations, and even in some cases, a bad layout since there are certain web designers that stopped bothering to design for IE compatibility. Thus, anybody who willingly uses IE despite MUCH better alternatives being installed on the computer is an idiot, hence "Idiot Explorer".

Gus (calling): Hey, I was trying to open this website and it keeps freezing, and there's 5 toolbars and every site I opened seems to have a popup. What's going on?
Me: Gus, for Pete's sake... How many times have I told you to stop using Idiot Explorer?

snerious

A more emphasized version of serious, usually used when something is unbelievable; used in the same context as no way.

A: I found a $50 bill on the sidewalk yesterday.
B: Whoa, are you snerious?

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V.D.S.

See Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome.

I think I'm having V.D.S.; I'm really sore since I haven't even got laid since last year!

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Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome

Also known as V.D.S., A condition exsisting in some people where the symptoms involve extreme hornieness and desire for a woman's vagina. If such condition is left untreated, the victim will have rope burn on the genitals, or death in extreme cases.

Gosh, I think I'm so horny that I might die from V.D.S..

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My bad, your fault

When one person makes a mistake, but admits fault while placing the blame and/or responsibility on someone else, mostly to avoid responsibility while often putting the scapegoat in an awkward situation.

Derek: Damn, man. Not only did Alan forgot to tell me that a specifications changed and all the work that I did this week is now useless, he asked me to do mandatory overtime this weekend since apparently it’s his turn to have his daughter, and he threatened to fire me if I told management what really happened.

John: So a "my bad, your fault" situation. What a jackass!

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