Texpat

one who is native to or has lived primarily within the political boundaries of the Republic of Texas (a.k.a. State of Texas) and has subsequently emigrated to another state or country

It's so nice to meet fellow Texpats up here! Northwesterners can be as chilly as their weather.

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texmextasy

the euphoria and satisfaction one feels from eating Tex Mex cuisine

As soon as I land in Austin, please take me to Guero's so that I may again experience texmextasy!

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glottal knocking

getting head (male.) the 'glottis' is the back of your soft pallet and the entrance to the throat, and 'glottal' is the adjectival form.

We couldn't have sex, so we just did some glottal knocking.

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