McCulture

fast-food culture, i.e. lack of culture, in reference to McDonalds. Fatty, uninteresting, nutritionally void & resembling cardboard in depth and flavor.

Do you blame McCulture for the dummying down of the public or the dummying down of the public for McCulture?

P. Diddy

contraction of pediddle

a car with only one headlight working is called a p. diddy, because it isn't very bright.

humanitarian

someone who only eats vegans

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

PBR

contraction for "Pirate Butt Rape", who is a friend of Captain Morgan or the same person.

did he just say "PBR me ASAP"?

WWJCD

abbreviation "What Would Johnny Cash Do?"