possum

A non-existing animal. A myth. The usage of the term 'possum' is popular under pot-heads.

Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.

One night me and some friends were sitting in the backyard getting stoned as could be.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.

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rhiny

Tiny rhino-like fictional character.
Has a large red cape and carries a basket trough the woods.
Elve like, with a concerning mother

Little red rhiny hood

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