jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.

1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"

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Kangaroo Spunk

A swear word used on Buffy's Keyboard. It is semen from a kangaroo

1. Is that kangaroo spunk on your cheek?
2. Andy works in the zoo and often has to analyze the kangaroos' spunk.

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