Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT