A member of the Egg religion would call themselves Eggish. Being Eggish requires you to worship the egg every Thursday with other members of the Egg religion by holding hands in a circle around an egg sitting upon some sort of throne. Being Eggish is not a joke. There aren't many members at the moment, but it is still a valid religion regardless.
Friend: Hey I saw you worshipping an egg at lunch, what is your religion?
Me: Oh, I am Eggish.
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