Crampee

When you get a boner at a bad/uncomfortable time.

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”
“Shut the hell up!”

Piper

Piper is a professional complainer. She can find literally anything to complain and throw a fuss about.

“Piper complains so much.”

Fart Nugget

Someone, usually a cis male, who strongly believes that women lack the ability to pass flatulence.

“Woman cannot fart.”
“Shut up Fart Nugget.”