edtwt

the most stigmatized section of twitter. many users believe edtwt is just a bunch of fatphobic people encouraging anorexia but it is actually the exact opposite of what you think. edtwt is also clinically insane twt and should be treated as such.

"my irl found my edtwt account , gonna go do a backflip off my balcony"
"yikes, hope they dont send u to the psych ward or smth"

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Scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

"Did you see that scrub trying to holla at you from his friend's ride yesterday?"
"He can't get no love from me"

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Gout

Gout is typically used when someone in the vicinity of your bedroom quarters is acting misbehaved, such as abusing your stuffed animals or waving flags around inside of it. In such a scenario you may tell someone that they are "Gout" if you wish to be special instead of just telling said person to get out of your room.

"You are the human embodiment of gout"
"no"

incel

people on the internet who are chalk-full of insecurities and cry that women will never date them and want too much from them while never talking to women and expecting them to magically fall in love with them.

also base their entire personalities on podcast clips and quotes from a child trafficker who called their mother a whore and thinks enjoying food is gay.

gary: women are gold diggers they want too much from us
chad: how so
gary: they want me to have a livable wage AND put on deodorant!!! do they think we're made out of money?? i'll never get a beautiful tradfem girlfriend who can't think for herself
chad: maybe it's you that's the issue son. women don't want to date an incel.

diggitydarndillion

A very large amount of something, typically beyond what a human could ever comprehend.

Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.

"Gosh golly gee, I'm so broke. If only I could win a diggitydarndillion dollars from powerball..."

nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.

"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."

billions must die

a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.

this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection

"The west has fallen."
"Billions must die"