nacho platter

The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.

Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,

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bubbleflange

1. A puffy posterior
2. A bursting and voluptuous booty
3. A crazy banging buttocks
4. A smoking badunkadunk
5.a dashing dairyer

Yo bitch shake that bubbleflange
or
Hey baby can i put a finger in your bubbleflange
or
Excuse me sir your wife's bubbleflange is getting all over my pants and causing an erection on my part.

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