eggy in a basket

When an excessive amount of friction, occurring during anal intercourse, is built up inside the anal cavity creating such a unfathomable amount of heat, that one cracks an egg into the backdoor coital hole boiling the egg into a tasty eggy treat.

Sebastian: "Phil, I told you should have used that curry on your cous cous last night."

Phil: "I know, that eggy in a basket sure was bland!"

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