Upsoluse

Term used for someone that is pushy with their interests only in mind. Up sell then use.

I upsoluse my buddy and had free drinks all night. That sounds upsoluse too good to be true.

wetty

Female sexual arousal. Equivalent to male woody.

The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.

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It's not you it's me

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.

He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.

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