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never volunteer

The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".

"Never volunteer for anything".

by eighthofseven October 26, 2007

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personal weapon

A firearm issued for personal use by a soldier, typically an assault rifle for enlisted personnel or on occasion a pistol for comissioned officers.

"keep you personal weapon within reach at all times"

by eighthofseven October 26, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž