Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.

I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.

meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

issimilate

To conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the Apple variety of products.

My brother's dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iPhone.

Chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.