saxon

saxon is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. he has the tiniest dick in history, smaller than your toes.

he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.

girl 1: omg its saxon hide
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*