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Real name: Johnathan Porter. A Los Angeles classical music composer who played quarterback for his high school football team. Known for his unique skills which include voice cracks in mid-lyric, rapping off-beat, and "saggin til the meat show." Has released a number of fantastic, lyrical songs such as "Deadlocs" (has a sequel!), "Respect My Cryppin'", and "Freak Bitch," however, lately the white folks have taken a liking to one in particular: "Thotiana." Real fans have been tuned into this Next Mozart/Tupac since "Next Big Thing", a song centered around a double meaning for Blueface becoming famous and the size of his penis.
Drunk white girl: "pLaY THotIANa whoooooooo!" (quite a few months late for that)
DJ: "Fuck off my stand dumb hoe. If you wanna listen to good Blueface music i'll play you some "Deadlocs"
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a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
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a very small private school located in Irving, TX. It is widely recognized for having the highest level of academic prestige in the DFW area. While often dismissed and mocked as having a population of exclusively gay, antisocial little twats by the other private schools, Cistercian students are allowed to grow facial hair, making Jesuit beta male faggits want to suck them off at parties. In addition, Cistercian students go on be far more successful than their counterparts at the other private schools.
Jesuit kid: "Bro you seem down today. What's going on?"
Other Jesuit kid: "Bro. I don't get it. Kylie dropped me for a Cistercian kid. Those kids are supposed to be socially awkward fags. The girls are saying he has a cute ass tho. And a beard. I wish I could grow a beard."
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a word of New York Italian origins, used to describe someone who is either fucking dumb or fucking gay.
1. At boarding school I'm rooming with a kid who's always lookin at my dick print. He a mook
2. My homie been mad mookin today he said he sucked dick in the suite room on floor 2
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An acronym that is short for "BIG DICK SWANG". It is used as an exclamatory insult, typically man to man. Like in sports for example. You make a catch break the DB's ankies and take the rock up the sideline, when you light up the safety before stepping out of bounds. You drop the ball and stand over him all sportsmanlike and yell "BDS". He can imagine your massive member dangling in front of his face and he breaks down crying.
Player: "Coach how we gonna warm up for this game?"
Coach: "Aw man we gotta get ready for what we bouta do to them. Warm up those hips with some thrusts. BDS!"
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