Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

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Golden Gate shower

When one girl assumes the crab position facing up, another girl eats her out while standing over her on all fours, creating a bridge-like structure, and you piss all over both of them.

Things escalated quickly last night when me and the girls went from playing a casual game of Twister to performing a Golden Gate shower

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