Wilko

A repeated banshee like cry made by a young scallywag after he skeets a super-human distance onto the very accomodating body of his skeezer, or preferably into her eyes, which elicits a similar banshee-like cry from her, terrorising all other occupants of the domicile. An especially talented scallywag would the use this opportunity to complete a gorilla mask. Not to be confused with a loaded fist.

Chris: WILKO! WILKO! WILKO! WILKO!
Lex(frightened by ruckus enters Chris's room): What the fuck, Chris??
Chris: Look man, I got her from here.
Skank: Mmmmm, delicious!

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loaded fist

A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.

Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!

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