fuck myself

Masturbate.

Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.

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tall sideways

A phrase which describes fat people. Causes controversy since 'tall' refers to vertical height, and that's why it's even funnier.

John:Wow, he's tall.
Leo:Pshyea.. tall sideways
John:.....ahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! ..That's slack.
Leo:=P

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culture clash

When one or more cultures are integrated into one environment, causing disruption and challenging contemporary traditions. Often occurs in multicultural societies.

(In Britain)
Indian Guy: Hey, wanna play soccer on the weekend?
White Guy: You play soccer? But you're indian.
Indian Guy: What's my heritage got to do with anything? Ill beat you anyway.
White Guy: We'll see
Random Voice:THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CULTURE CLASH! MUHUHAHA

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