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reverse YOLO

Using the phrase "YOLO/You Only Live Once" in a "good" way, implying that you DO actually have only one life and that you shouldn't do something that's dangerous or will possibly get you crippled/killed.

Nevertheless, nobody should ever use "YOLO" in any of it's forms, since it is just plain stupid, downright insulting to human intellect and, just as someone said: "It's "Carpe Diem" for stupid people."

reverse yolo situations:

Eddie: Hey Joe, let's go pass that guard patrol.
Joe: Man, YOLO.
Eddie: You're right. Maybe we should find a way around.

Brad: Hey man, Lou told me to come to his house today to do some heroin again. He said i should bring you too.
Greg: Fuck that, YOLO!
Brad: You're right. Fuck that, man.

by electrojesus September 10, 2012

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Abandon All Ships

What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.

Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums

Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).

Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God

Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.

by electrojesus August 23, 2012

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Spice

Spice, also known as "synthetic marijuana", "legal/fake weed", "K2" etc., is a drug created by spraying herbs with synthetic chemicals that, when consumed, allegedly mimic the effects of cannabis. It's effects are much stronger than those of natural marijuana, and although not thoroughly researched, are known to be dangerous.

Seriously, there is NO reason for this stuff to be legal. Along with bath salts, this is probably the second most dangerous shit you can put into your body without getting into law trouble. It feels like you have been poisoned by someone, extreme shivering and paranoia, vomiting, increased heart rate... You could say it has weed's effects, minus the fun.

This stuff is a RESEARCH CHEMICAL. While you're buying it, you should probably ask yourself why are you buying fake weed in the first place, because if you're gonna go this far just to get "high", you shouldn't even be getting high, you're addicted.

You do not know with what this stuff is sprayed with, and it can have REALLY traumatic effects on a first-timer or even an experienced marijuana user. I've had people tell me that spice totally ruined weed for them later on.

Spice is poison. DO NOT smoke this stuff. Seriously, awareness campaigns should be started just so people know what this shit is. Yes, some states in the US have criminalized it, but it is still 100% legal in most of Europe. You've been warned.

source: Personal experience + frient of mine collapsed after one hit.

Ents around the world, don't do spice. You're better of smoking the real herb, trust me on this one.

by electrojesus November 25, 2013

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Big Room House

A simple step-by-step recipe:

1. Add 2 teaspoons of trance breakdowns
2. 5 ounces of hardstyle kicks
3. Enough filtered wood block sounds arranged in triplets to make a tribal shaman vomit
4. A dash of Grand Canyon reverb
5. Quarter of a billion white kids on MDMA
6. Slight dubstep wobble here and there
7. ????
8. PROFIT

After Sandro Silva's 'Epic' back in 2010, big room house, unfortunately, became such a huge movement that it simply over-saturated the EDM scene in 2013 and onward... Almost every track sounded exactly the same, with simplistic but insanely heavy 'drops' packed with minimal plucks or wood blocks... The distinct set of rules that required a track to be a 'banger' simply didn't allow for any creative thinking, and in the end, big room gave all house music a bad name because of it's repetitiveness and dumbed-down formulaic sound.

Most famous big room 'bangers':

Martin Garrix - Animals
Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike - Mammoth, Wakanda etc... They all sound almost exactly the same
Sandro Silva & Quintino - Epic (apparently started the fad)
Alvaro & Mercer - Welcome To The Jungle
DVBBS & Borgeous - Tsunami
Hardwell - Spaceman

by electrojesus January 27, 2014

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