pierogie

jesus.

if jesus was stuffed with molten lava and tasted delicious when fried with onions.

person 1: man i'm really hungry
person 2: try this
person 1: it smells like happiness and angel giggles what is it
person 2: it's a pierogie
person 1: a what
person 2: it's jesus
person 1: HOLY FUCK IT'S STICKING TO MY GUMS THIS SHIT BURNS
person 2: just let it happen

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Tacomuffin

A type of purple and red parrot. Can be found in Finland. It plays in the snow with it's taco shaped beak. It's defining features are it's taco shaped beak and it's muffin shaped eyes. It is a diurnal hunter but only comes out late in the day before it gets dark. They can often be found right before dusk and sometimes at sun set hunting

A Tacomuffin was digging for it's prey in the snow. A Tacomuffin was seen flying over the field. Tacomuffins were seen hunting in the field at sunset.