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Ariannaism

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The state of perfection that girls strive to reach, but rarely ever do. It is essentially a goal that can only be reached asymptotically. In this state of perfection, the female attempts to be genuine and caring, but still maintain the perfect body that all guys love. She isn't super skinny and anorexic, but just right. She has a nice rack that leaves guys puzzled and everything from the waist down isn't bony, but like everything else-just right. When a female has reached this state, she is seen as perfect in every male's eyes.

-indication of reaching Ariannaism is having a line up of guys that are willing to wait because her amazingness can't be explained in words because it is too great.

Guy 1: How would you rate her?
Guy 2: Oh, she's definitely reached Ariannaism.

by elephantjungle July 3, 2013