drunk walking

Walking around under heavy influence of alcohol, in a dream-like state resembling sleepwalking. Never remembered, but can be shown to have happened by evidence the following day.

I don't know why my pants are downstairs and the fridge door is still open...must've been drunk walking.

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must've

A contraction of the words "must" and "have"

I must've left it some where.

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ambigangsterous

Engaging in two similar things at once, humorously and/or absurdly, when normally only one is engaged.

1. Having a drink or a gun in each hand
2. Having two girlfriends at the same time.
3. Riding two skateboards at the same time is totally ambigangsterous.

if'n

If. An unnecessary, improper contraction of "if" and an obsolete mystery word, commonly used in the South.

Danzig lyrics from "Tired of being alive": "Don't care, if'n you die..."
Dylan lyrics from "Don't think twice, it's all right":

"sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now"

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fingeritus

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.

One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.

port-a-[name]

A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.

Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.

The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!