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When a man is performing oral sex on a woman and right when she is about to orgasm, the man bites her clitoris.
Joe: I gave her the tooth last night!
Bob: The tooth??
Joe: The sabertooth!!
Bob: Hahaha yeah buddy!!
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When a person is so drunk they hang their hands at about chest level, because they don't know what else to do with their hands. The position makes their hands and arms look shorter like a T-Rex.
Bob: Dude, Fred is hammered right now!
Joe: I know, he's T-Rexed; just look at his hands!
Bob: Hahahaha! He's swaying in the wind too!
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When a man urinates inside of a woman during sex.
Bob: You remember that girl I hooked up with last night?
Joe: Yeah, what about her?
Bob: I hit her with the dirty supersoaker last night!
Joe: Gross
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