An island off the coast of seattle full of cookie cutter assholes. Most people are rich, but donât realize theyâre rich because everyone is rich so they donât appreciate what they have and are very disconnected from reality. Itâs a very beautiful place from the outside but the longer you stay the more fucked up you realize the people are.
Mostly thereâs a lot of unhappy rich people, who probably peaked in highschool and are upset that they married into a loveless relationship and are working for Amazon. Because of this they passive aggressively bully anyone who rejects this lifestyle, and post on facebook complaining a lot. If they have kids, they get involved with middle/high school drama and gossip about random kids traumatic events as their only source of entertainment.
The high school is super fucked up and full of drug addicts and rapists who are protected from consequences by daddyâs money. A lot of them donât ever leave so thereâs a big population of 20 somethingâs who drive drunk/high everywhere and are always trying to get with underage girls.
Thereâs a lot of very shallow and sheltered people, and not much to do for fun. If your parents werenât born here you probably wonât make many friends, as people are very snobby about their familyâs history on the island and extremely cliquey. Also everything is very expensive and inconvenient to get to. Overall a very shitty place to grow up and I do not recommend it to anyone.
Guy: Yo Iâm thinking of moving to Bainbridge Island
Guy 2: So youâre a masochist?